Monkey Business
Posted by Tara Landon on 10/23/2009
The worst thing a guy can do with you when you’re in public is embarrass you. I was out with a guy I was dating and his friends at the bar. All of a sudden after a few drinks he got up and thought it would be a good idea to hump the corner of the bar. I was mortified and walked away but his friends thought it was hilarious so they all started cheering him on. Soon enough a crowd formed all watching my date humping the bar like he was a baboon on an episode of animal planet! 
T.O. Princess said,
Better the bar than you. I hope you ditched him
Tara Landon said,
Yeah he definitely isn’t in my life anymore lol, can you imagine? “Mom, i’d like you to meet my boyfriend” then he goes and tries to hump the kitchen table or something ha ha ha!
T.O. Princess said,
I think they have sprays for things like that
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