worst date-I have some standards!

Posted by rustie71 on 08/23/2010

Yes, I decided to try the online dating..I met this guy online and we emailed back and forth for a bit…he seemed a really nice guy, but described himself “somewhat” different that his real self. i saw one pic of him and not to bad (must have been a really, really good day!), but he had a closed mouth smile–yes, you know where this is going huh?! and his baseball hat on backwards..anyways, he wasn’t much taller than me, but at least he claimed to be taller..he also said he was thin–I prefer a man with a little meat on him, but decided to give this guy a go, since we did hit it off personality wise..I agreed, foolishly to allow him to pick me up..I was actually excited about the date and watched from my window  as he pulled up out front in his jeep (the ONLY good thing he had going at that point!!)…well, he steps out and not only is he thin..he is a complete rake..no offense to any of you ladies who like skinny men, just not my pref…and to compliment his rakish body, he was wearing a ribbed tank top (aka:wifebeater) with an open shirt over top…his jeans were almost falling off his non existent hip bones, and yes, the baseball hat was on..backwards…I did answer the door and I didn’t want to be rude, although, I was hoping the floor would open up and swallow me first, but I opened it anyways and in he steps…about an inch shorter than me (I am 5’7″ so not super tall by any means), and then he smiles….he should have stuck with closed mouth smile…yuck…brownish yellow teeth in really, really, really bad shape, he gave me a hug and I honestly felt like I was going to break him and I am of average body size! ewww…and under his hat in the front where it was open, I saw long sprouts of random hair popping out..Now I have no problem with baldness or men that are balding…but WHY can they not accept it and keep it short, there is nothing worse than a combover or hoping that if they grow the few they have left, that this will cover thier head! Anyways, I did go out with him…I had nothing else to do, and he did drive almost 45 minutes to get me…we go for dinner, he waits for me to order and then orders the exact same thing..at least he would eat some meat I think! Worst was, the conversation was bad, as truly I was so disinterested at this point, I didn’t say much…finally the food comes (steak sandwich–not huge meal) and half way thru he tells me he is soooo full…omg..I was horrified!!! a man that cannot eat a steak sandwich…needless to say, he paid for dinner, took me home, tried to kiss me…with tongue…gross on so many levels by him..he told me what a great time he had–huh? where was he?!?!? and continually texted and called me for a week, unanswered of course, before he finally got the hint!

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