I’ve Heard Worse..
Posted by admin on 09/22/2010
Worst Pick-up Lines says MSN, I’ve heard worse!
Today’s Bad Pick-up LinePosted by admin on 05/20/2010
“Good day for weather.” …I kind of like this one.
Today’s Bad Pick-up LinePosted by admin on 05/18/2010
“Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?”
Today’s Bad Pick-up LinePosted by admin on 05/12/2010
“Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.”
Today’s Bad Pick-up LinePosted by admin on 05/11/2010
“Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring your friends because my face seats five.”
Today’s Bad Pick-up LinePosted by admin on 05/08/2010
“I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.”
Today’s Bad Pick-up LinePosted by admin on 05/06/2010
“Ok, it’s not very big and I’m not very good, but I’ve got the cutest little way of getting on and off.”
Today’s Bad Pick-up LinePosted by admin on 05/05/2010
“I’m bigger and better than the titanic…only 200 women went down on the titanic.”
Today’s Bad Pick-up LinePosted by admin on 05/02/2010
“Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.” …come on guys, for real?
Today’s Bad Pick-up LinePosted by admin on 05/01/2010
“Pardon me, are you in heat?”…really why would a man say this to a woman, he is comparing her to a dog. That will never get a guy a date, a number or even another second of that woman’s time.
Today’s Bad Pick-up LinePosted by admin on 04/29/2010
“Got two nipples for a dime?” Very gross guys.
Today’s Bad Pick-up LinePosted by admin on 04/28/2010
“If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep-in until the afternoon.”
Today’s Bad Pick-up LinePosted by admin on 04/26/2010
“Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?”
Today’s Bad Pick-up Line!Posted by admin on 04/23/2010
“Are you going to kiss me or am I going to have to lie to my diary?”
Today’s bad pick-upPosted by admin on 04/22/2010
“I’m going to have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there to enjoy it.”
Today’s Bad Pick-up LinePosted by admin on 04/21/2010
“Is your father a farmer because I’m loving those melons.”
Today’s Bad Pick-up LinePosted by admin on 04/19/2010
“I can play the 1812 Overture on a touchtone phone with my tongue.”