Tuesday, February 7, 2012

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Posted by admin on 09/22/2010

Worst Pick-up Lines says MSN, I’ve heard worse!

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Posted by admin on 05/20/2010

“Good day for weather.” …I kind of like this one.

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Posted by admin on 05/18/2010

“Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?”

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Posted by admin on 05/12/2010

“Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.”

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Posted by admin on 05/11/2010

“Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring your friends because my face seats five.”

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Posted by admin on 05/08/2010

“I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.”

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Posted by admin on 05/06/2010

“Ok, it’s not very big and I’m not very good, but I’ve got the cutest little way of getting on and off.”

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Posted by admin on 05/05/2010

“I’m bigger and better than the titanic…only 200 women went down on the titanic.”

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Posted by admin on 05/04/2010

“I want to bone you.”

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Posted by admin on 05/03/2010

“If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”

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Posted by admin on 05/02/2010

“Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.” …come on guys, for real?

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Posted by admin on 05/01/2010

“Pardon me, are you in heat?”…really why would a man say this to a woman, he is comparing her to a dog. That will never get a guy a date, a number or even another second of that woman’s time.

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Posted by admin on 04/29/2010

“Got two nipples for a dime?” Very gross guys.

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Posted by admin on 04/28/2010

“If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep-in until the afternoon.”

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Posted by admin on 04/27/2010

“Do you want to see something swell?”

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Posted by admin on 04/26/2010

“Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?”

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Posted by admin on 04/23/2010

“Are you going to kiss me or am I going to have to lie to my diary?”

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Posted by admin on 04/22/2010

“I’m going to have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there to enjoy it.”

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Posted by admin on 04/21/2010

“Is your father a farmer because I’m loving those melons.”

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Posted by admin on 04/19/2010

“I can play the 1812 Overture on a touchtone phone with my tongue.”